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it doesn't matter how old you are if a balloon is about to hit the floor dive for that shit

it doesn't matter how old you are if a balloon is about to hit the floor dive for that shit  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a little shampoo or soap left in the bottle Add water too it and shake it up. It lasts about another week.

If you have a little shampoo or soap left in the bottle Add water too it and shake it up. It lasts about another week.  Actual Advice Mallard

Want karma at night? Submit good content

Want karma at night? Submit good content  Actual Advice Mallard

STOP GOING TO COLLEGE

STOP GOING TO COLLEGE  Actual Advice Mallard

Making an imgur album of a project you did? Put the "finished" picture first. That's all most people really want to see.

Making an imgur album of a project you did? Put the

Choosing a college degree is like buying stocks Invest in something that will make you a profit

Choosing a college degree is like buying stocks Invest in something that will make you a profit  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't say "I have a crush on Louis CK" When you mean "but not the balding, out of shape parts... only the funny part"

Don't say

IF YOU ASK PAT ROBERTSON FOR ADVICE YOU DESERVE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE THINKS IS A SHITTY ANSWER

IF YOU ASK PAT ROBERTSON FOR ADVICE YOU DESERVE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE THINKS IS A SHITTY ANSWER  Actual Advice Mallard

Never lend a girlfriend/boyfriend money They will use it as a hostage to make you do anything they want

Never lend a girlfriend/boyfriend money They will use it as a hostage to make you do anything they want  Actual Advice Mallard

Want a girlfriend? Press: Alt + F4

Want a girlfriend? Press: Alt + F4  Actual Advice Mallard
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