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LPT never have other people in your online dating profile pic people looking will assume that you're the ugly one

LPT never have other people in your online dating profile pic people looking will assume that you're the ugly one  Actual Advice Mallard

don't panic

 don't panic  Actual Advice Mallard

If you find a book in a trash bag that was bound by barb wire don't fucking read it.

If you find a book in a trash bag that was bound by barb wire don't fucking read it.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other  Actual Advice Mallard

If you haven't filed your taxes yet file your taxes

If you haven't filed your taxes yet  file your taxes  Actual Advice Mallard

you should just accept the damn compliment it shows that you care what the guy thinks and makes him feel good about himself too

you should just accept the damn compliment it shows that you care what the guy thinks and makes him feel good about himself too  Actual Advice Mallard

if you don't want to get caught for murder do not tell reddit about it

if you don't want to get caught for murder do not tell reddit about it  Actual Advice Mallard

Bored? Eat something

Bored? Eat something  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't forget to turn in your taxes.

Don't forget to turn in your taxes.   Actual Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend is upset and won't text back send her a penis. 8==D~ IT WILL BREAK THE ICE.

If your girlfriend is upset and won't text back send her a penis. 8==D~
IT WILL BREAK THE ICE.  Actual Advice Mallard
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