Actual Advice Mallard

To live Reddit on the fast lane Go to captionbot's account and scroll through posts

To live Reddit on the fast lane Go to captionbot's account and scroll through posts  Actual Advice Mallard

Clean a little every day It'll keep your place tidy and is actually therapeutic

Clean a little every day It'll keep your place tidy and is actually therapeutic  Actual Advice Mallard

If a woman asks you a question think of the outcome of your answer

If a woman asks you a question think of the outcome of your answer  Actual Advice Mallard

cook bacon the morning after a party at your parents house Your friends will stay and help you clean up

cook bacon the morning after a party at your parents house Your friends will stay and help you clean up   Actual Advice Mallard

Type out the text of your email before adding the recipient This way you won't accidentally send an incomplete or unchecked email

Type out the text of your email before adding the recipient  This way you won't accidentally send an incomplete or unchecked email  Actual Advice Mallard

Hey Ladies: Just because you're upset, it doesn't mean you're right

Hey Ladies: Just because you're upset, it doesn't mean you're right  Actual Advice Mallard

You know your boyfriend actually likes your clotes/shoes/jewelry when he tells you to leave them on during sex

You know your boyfriend actually likes your clotes/shoes/jewelry when he tells you to leave them on during sex  Actual Advice Mallard

Never argue with a moron They'll only bring you down to their level and the beat you with experience

Never argue with a moron They'll only bring you down to their level and the beat you with experience  Actual Advice Mallard

When you're worried about something you can't do anything about Go do something you enjoy, like watching your favorite movie or eating your favorite food. You'll feel better

When you're worried about something you can't do anything about Go do something you enjoy, like watching your favorite movie or eating your favorite food.  You'll feel better  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't carry your social security card in your wallet/purse Just don't

Don't carry your social security card in your wallet/purse Just don't  Actual Advice Mallard
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