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Febreze is bad for you Frequent exposure actually reduces your lung function

Febreze is bad for you Frequent exposure actually reduces your lung function  Actual Advice Mallard

When shitting in the woods ALWAYS PICK YOUR WIPING LEAVES FROM ABOVE, NEVER BELOW

When shitting in the woods ALWAYS PICK YOUR WIPING LEAVES FROM ABOVE, NEVER BELOW  Actual Advice Mallard

driving and about to sneeze? wink while sneezing

driving and about to sneeze? wink while sneezing  Actual Advice Mallard

make your title: heard laughing, went to go see For Instant karma

make your title: heard laughing, went to go see For Instant karma  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't get a job because you have no experience Lie

If you can't get a job because you have no experience Lie  Actual Advice Mallard

Gif taking too long to load? Good time to wipe your butt.

Gif taking too long to load? Good time to wipe your butt.  Actual Advice Mallard

Use Your blinker

Use Your blinker  Actual Advice Mallard

Spin your penis in a circle before presentation It will appear bigger

Spin your penis in a circle before presentation It will appear bigger  Actual Advice Mallard

Wanting an easy way to cut down sugar and money spent on soft drink? Soday water and lime tastes great, is cheaper than soda and comes with zero sugar or artifical sweetners

Wanting an easy way to cut down sugar and money spent on soft drink? Soday water and lime tastes great, is cheaper than soda and comes with zero sugar or artifical sweetners  Actual Advice Mallard

Stale Bread? give it to me and buy new bread.

Stale Bread? give it to me and buy new bread.  Actual Advice Mallard
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