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Regardless of what the song says love is not enough

Regardless of what the song says love is not enough  Actual Advice Mallard

Too poor for good coffee? Sprinkle a little cinnamon on top of the grounds before you brew it

Too poor for good coffee? Sprinkle a little cinnamon on top of the grounds before you brew it  Actual Advice Mallard

if you don't like confession bear stop upvoting it

if you don't like confession bear stop upvoting it  Actual Advice Mallard

Duck is one of the classiest meats in the world. By making your face like one. Rich men will flock to you.

Duck is one of the classiest meats in the world. By making your face like one. Rich men will flock to you.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to get karma from an advice animal, don't post it in Advice Animals Find an active and relevant subreddit, and post it there instead

If you want to get karma from an advice animal, don't post it in Advice Animals Find an active and relevant subreddit, and post it there instead  Actual Advice Mallard

If you find yourself eating more and more Oxycontin, Start shooting dope before you wreck your liver.

If you find yourself eating more and more Oxycontin, Start shooting dope before you wreck your liver.  Actual Advice Mallard

Your boyfriend wakes up give him a blowjob

Your boyfriend wakes up give him a blowjob  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't think that's a reasonable amount of food for a starer dish, Then you eat too much.

If you don't think that's a reasonable amount of food for a starer dish, Then you eat too much.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you shit all over someone's beliefs They're not going to listen to you, no matter how much sense you make

If you shit all over someone's beliefs They're not going to listen to you, no matter how much sense you make  Actual Advice Mallard

If you accidentally close a tab CTRL+SHIFT+t opens it back up

If you accidentally close a tab CTRL+SHIFT+t opens it back up  Actual Advice Mallard
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