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If you have the urge to text an ex girlfriend Masturbate and your urge will go away instantly

If you have the urge to text an ex girlfriend Masturbate and your urge will go away instantly Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone asks you "Did you wash your hands?" after you coming out of the bathroom and you didnt, Just respond with "Thats all I did in there."

If someone asks you
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If you make it to the third day of your diet with no sweets you wont have a craving for any junk food after those three days Caption 3 goes here

If you make it to the third day of your diet with no sweets you wont have a craving for any junk food after those three days Caption 3 goes here Actual Advice Mallard
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April fools c'mon. what did you expect?

April fools c'mon. what did you expect? Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ever have to do something inexplainable or embarrassing in public Always yell "it's for science" as you're doing it.

If you ever have to do something inexplainable or embarrassing in public Always yell
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The bigger the "download" button is on a "free downloads" page The less likely it will download the file you're trying to get

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If you want to cross the street when a car's coming Keep walking Until they pass. That way, you won't get killed by a negligent driver.

If you want to cross the street when a car's coming Keep walking Until they pass. That way, you won't get killed by a negligent driver. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your Hand or Leg falls asleep shake your head It will beat Pins and Needles in no time

If your Hand or Leg falls asleep shake your head It will beat Pins and Needles in no time Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't take advice from strangers on the internet

Don't take advice from strangers on the internet Actual Advice Mallard
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tired of the cocktail napkin sticking to the condensation on the bottom of your drink? sprinkle a little salt on the cocktail napkin

tired of the cocktail napkin sticking to the condensation on the bottom of your drink? sprinkle a little salt on the cocktail napkin Actual Advice Mallard
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