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Don't say "purposely". While technically correct, you still sound stupid Say "Intentionally" instead

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Bugatti Veyron 1945 Don't let Mr. Bean drive it

Bugatti Veyron 1945 Don't let Mr. Bean drive it Actual Advice Mallard
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If imgur is over capacity add .png to the end of the photo to view it

If imgur is over capacity add .png to the end of the photo to view it Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want a lot of karma for your post do not mention that you have a girlfriend. People will downvote you for it

if you want a lot of karma for your post do not mention that you have a girlfriend. People will downvote you for it Actual Advice Mallard
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Drive the speed limit to avoid red lights They are synchronized for that specific speed

Drive the speed limit to avoid red lights They are synchronized for that specific speed Actual Advice Mallard
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A man convinced against his will Is of the same opinion still

A man convinced against his will Is of the same opinion still Actual Advice Mallard
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everyday can be a blowjob day if you're flexible enough

everyday can be a blowjob day if you're flexible enough Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Study On Your Bed

Don't Study On Your Bed Actual Advice Mallard
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don't take dating advice from a duck on the internet

don't take dating advice from a duck on the internet Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend/wife comes down on you for deleting your search history Just say you were trying to get the best deal on plane tickets for a vacation you were thinking about taking her on.

If your girlfriend/wife comes down on you for deleting your search history Just say you were trying to get the best deal on plane tickets for a vacation you were thinking about taking her on. Actual Advice Mallard
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