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Instead of always trying to jump on my back at the start of each round Start from a bad position to learn escapes, defenses and how to earn the dominant positions.

Instead of always trying to jump on my back at the start of each round Start from a bad position to learn escapes, defenses and how to earn the dominant positions. Actual Advice Mallard
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when hunting ducks shoot in the air first to draw them in closer

when hunting ducks shoot in the air first to draw them in closer Actual Advice Mallard
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to get more comment karma upvote the post you're commenting on even if you disagree with it

to get more comment karma upvote the post you're commenting on even if you disagree with it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to copyright something Right it down, date it, sign it, seal it, mail it to yourself and never open it after it returns. This letter will hold in court

If you want to copyright something Right it down, date it, sign it, seal it, mail it to yourself and never open it after it returns. This letter will hold in court Actual Advice Mallard
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If you say your relationship is 'complicated' You shouldn't be together

If you say your relationship is 'complicated' You shouldn't be together Actual Advice Mallard
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if want more sex from your wife try washing the dishes or doing a load of laundry. Make your wife happy and she'll be more likely to make you happy

if want more sex from your wife try washing the dishes or doing a load of laundry. Make your wife happy and she'll be more likely to make you happy Actual Advice Mallard
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Before getting a tattoo, wait a year. If after that time, it is still what you want, get it.

Before getting a tattoo, wait a year. If after that time, it is still what you want, get it. Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF HOMELESS DON'T GO TO A FITNESS CENTER. THE FATTIES ARE HARD ENOUGH TO LOOK AT.

IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF HOMELESS DON'T GO TO A FITNESS CENTER. THE FATTIES ARE HARD ENOUGH TO LOOK AT. Actual Advice Mallard
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nobody ever got pregnant from a blowjob

nobody ever got pregnant from a blowjob Actual Advice Mallard
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To get gum off your clothes put them in the freezer for an hour, then remove the gum

To get gum off your clothes put them in the freezer for an hour, then remove the gum Actual Advice Mallard
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