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If a 50/50 post is near the top page It probably has a higher than 50/50 chance of being the better of the two

If a 50/50 post is near the top page It probably has a higher than 50/50 chance of being the better of the two  Actual Advice Mallard

if you superstitiously avoid stepping on cracks, no matter the inconvenience you look like an idiot

if you superstitiously avoid stepping on cracks, no matter the inconvenience   you look like an idiot  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are about to cheat on your significant other you should probably break up with them

If you are about to cheat on your significant other you should probably break up with them  Actual Advice Mallard

Should study during spring break.. it may be your only chance to catch up

Should study during spring break.. it may be your only chance to catch up  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're planning a mass shooting Don't do it. Get help instead.

If you're planning a mass shooting Don't do it. Get help instead.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're black, and pulled over by a white cop feign a british accent

If you're black, and pulled over by a white cop feign a british accent  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are going to stick your dick in a bucket of popcorn. Do not get extra butter

If you are going to stick your dick in a bucket of popcorn. Do not get extra butter  Actual Advice Mallard

have a headache? get off of reddit.

have a headache? get off of reddit.  Actual Advice Mallard

You wouldn't give an electric shock to your best friend So don't shock your dog

You wouldn't give an electric shock to your best friend So don't shock your dog  Actual Advice Mallard

Remember Nobody ever listened their way out of a job.

Remember Nobody ever listened their way out of a job.  Actual Advice Mallard
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