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NEVER USE SHIFT + DEL

NEVER USE SHIFT + DEL Actual Advice Mallard
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Before taking a shit check to see if there is still toilet paper

Before taking a shit check to see if there is still toilet paper Actual Advice Mallard
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include more fruits in your diet it makes your semen sweeter

include more fruits in your diet it makes your semen sweeter Actual Advice Mallard
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Best way to prevent pregnancy? Blowjobs!

Best way to prevent pregnancy? Blowjobs! Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU NEED TO GET DIRECTIONS IN A CITY YOU DON'T KNOW DON'T STOP AT A GAS STATION, LOOK FOR A PIZZA DELIVERY PLACE OR SOMETHING SIMILAR INSTEAD. THEY WILL ALWAYS KNOW DIRECTIONS

IF YOU NEED TO GET DIRECTIONS IN A CITY YOU DON'T KNOW DON'T STOP AT A GAS STATION, LOOK FOR A PIZZA DELIVERY PLACE OR SOMETHING SIMILAR INSTEAD. THEY WILL ALWAYS KNOW DIRECTIONS Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other Actual Advice Mallard
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line all your couch cushions with extra strength velcro you'll never lose anything again

line all your couch cushions with extra strength velcro you'll never lose anything again Actual Advice Mallard
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Have good Hygiene

Have good Hygiene Actual Advice Mallard
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After nearly 2 years at Mcdonalds Everything in moderation

After nearly 2 years at Mcdonalds Everything in moderation Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are working, what ever you do don't look at the clock, it makes the time go by faster

if you are working, what ever you do don't look at the clock, it makes the time go by faster Actual Advice Mallard
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