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if you are at a sci-fi, anime, gaming, or other geek convention for the love of everything good and holy, shower! i promise, there is time!

if you are at a sci-fi, anime, gaming, or other geek convention for the love of everything good and holy, shower! i promise, there is time! Actual Advice Mallard
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Eat an apple after meals Eating an apple is comparable to brushing your teeth, just without toothpaste.

Eat an apple after meals Eating an apple is comparable to brushing your teeth, just without toothpaste. Actual Advice Mallard
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just because she likes your status doesn't necessarily mean she wants to have sex with you

just because she likes your status doesn't necessarily mean she wants to have sex with you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want guys to stare at you all the time Don't yoga pants all the time

If you don't want guys to stare at you all the time Don't yoga pants all the time Actual Advice Mallard
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If you think that you are fooling anyone by passing off tired gender stereotypes as 'actual advice' then you should get a reality check, and an education

If you think that you are fooling anyone by passing off tired gender stereotypes as 'actual advice' then you should get a reality check, and an education Actual Advice Mallard
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If all the girls you like only want to date jerks perhaps you need to examine who you're attracted to

If all the girls you like only want to date jerks perhaps you need to examine who you're attracted to Actual Advice Mallard
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Just because you subscribe to a specific ideology Doesn't mean you're incapable of being a jackass

Just because you subscribe to a specific ideology Doesn't mean you're incapable of being a jackass Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want your boyfriend to propose letting him decide when he's ready is a lot better than giving him an ultimatum

If you want your boyfriend to propose letting him decide when he's ready is a lot better than giving him an ultimatum Actual Advice Mallard
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If you see this meme on reddit Be sure to check the comments for actual advice

If you see this meme on reddit Be sure to check the comments for actual advice Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend hits you, get out now. It will never stop, and there are literally billions of women on Earth who won't hit you.

If your girlfriend hits you, get out now. It will never stop, and there are literally billions of women on Earth who won't hit you. Actual Advice Mallard
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