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Instead of leaving a comment on their page Call them instead, it's a lot more personal than a wall post

Instead of leaving a comment on their page Call them instead, it's a lot more personal than a wall post Actual Advice Mallard
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No Matter how hot a girl is there is always someone somewhere who is tired of her shit

No Matter how hot a girl is there is always someone somewhere who is tired of her shit Actual Advice Mallard
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always leave the toilet seat up so guys with bad aim can't pee on it

always leave the toilet seat up so guys with bad aim can't pee on it Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't use your laptop in Bed it's bad for your computer and messes with your sleep habits

Don't use your laptop in Bed it's bad for your computer and messes with your sleep habits Actual Advice Mallard
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Dating an introverted guy who won't ask you out? Ask him out yourself, they're probably really fucking stressed.

Dating an introverted guy who won't ask you out? Ask him out yourself, they're probably really fucking stressed. Actual Advice Mallard
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Expect that nobody gives a shit about you. You'll only be pleasantly surprised.

Expect that nobody gives a shit about you. You'll only be pleasantly surprised. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to spend 20K a year to go to college Learn something

If you're going to spend 20K a year to go to college Learn something Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're Pee shy Get a drink of water beforehand and don't swallow it

If you're Pee shy Get a drink of water beforehand and don't swallow it Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't ever date someone you wouldn't jerk off to

Don't ever date someone you wouldn't jerk off to Actual Advice Mallard
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Muthafuckin QUACK, BITches

Muthafuckin QUACK, BITches Actual Advice Mallard
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