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If you drop a piece of eggshell into the mixing bowl Use the eggshell half to fish it out

If you drop a piece of eggshell into the mixing bowl Use the eggshell half to fish it out Actual Advice Mallard
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need to remove some bags from the scale in the middle of checking out? wait until the "finish and pay" button flashes

need to remove some bags from the scale in the middle of checking out? wait until the
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Find the washroom closest to the Human Resources Department it is a female dominated work envirnoment

Find the washroom closest to the Human Resources Department it is a female dominated work envirnoment Actual Advice Mallard
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the secret is that there is no secret Just get good at something useful, work hard and smart, and be honest and trustworthy

the secret is that there is no secret Just get good at something useful, work hard and smart, and be honest and trustworthy Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to know if a download button is real? Hover over the button and check the link in the bottom left

Want to know if a download button is real? Hover over the button and check the link in the bottom left Actual Advice Mallard
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Walking alone at night, keep your hood down and your hands out of your pockets It comforts other people to see that you are unarmed.

Walking alone at night, keep your hood down and your hands out of your pockets It comforts other people to see that you are unarmed. Actual Advice Mallard
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Also use a post-hole digger and bury him standing up This decreases the chance that someone will discover the grave accidentally

Also use a post-hole digger and bury him standing up This decreases the chance that someone will discover the grave accidentally Actual Advice Mallard
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going through the drive thru? Order your meal with something taken off. If they're not assholes they will make it fresh instead of taking it out from under the heat lamp.

going through the drive thru? Order your meal with something taken off. If they're not assholes they will make it fresh instead of taking it out from under the heat lamp. Actual Advice Mallard
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Clear your cookies when shopping for textbooks Prices increase on items you've searched before

Clear your cookies when shopping for textbooks Prices increase on items you've searched before Actual Advice Mallard
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