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Trying to impress women who seems to be rich and have expensive taste? Buy a single glass perrier bottle, and keep refilling it with regular water. She'll never know and you'll look all sophisticated.

Trying to impress women who seems to be rich and have expensive taste? Buy a single glass perrier bottle, and keep refilling it with regular water. She'll never know and you'll look all sophisticated. Actual Advice Mallard
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Stuck home with a bad cold? Take a 20 minute shower with the water as hot as you can tolerate; the steam will clear your nose.

Stuck home with a bad cold? Take a 20 minute shower with the water as hot as you can tolerate; the steam will clear your nose. Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to make some quick reddit karma? Take a tip from a DIY site and turn it into this meme

Want to make some quick reddit karma? Take a tip from a DIY site and turn it into this meme Actual Advice Mallard
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After boiling a potato, put it in cold water for 5 seconds You can twist the skin right off without peeling it

After boiling a potato, put it in cold water for 5 seconds You can twist the skin right off without peeling it Actual Advice Mallard
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THIS DUCK MEME LOVES BANANAS

THIS DUCK MEME LOVES BANANAS Actual Advice Mallard
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Everything from r/lifeprotips

Everything from r/lifeprotips Actual Advice Mallard
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Tired of neptune's kiss? Cover the water with toilet paper

Tired of neptune's kiss? Cover the water with toilet paper Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't like cold body wash in the morning Run the bottle under the water for a few seconds to heat up the soap

If you don't like cold body wash in the morning Run the bottle under the water for a few seconds to heat up the soap Actual Advice Mallard
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If you go to a game where there is a kiss cam with your sister Bring a sign that says she is you sister FFS

If you go to a game where there is a kiss cam with your sister Bring a sign that says she is you sister FFS Actual Advice Mallard
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Boil Hot dogs They don't get dry, and just tastes much better than microwaved.

Boil Hot dogs They don't get dry, and just tastes much better than microwaved. Actual Advice Mallard
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