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Want to get a decent amount of link karma? post anti religious content to r/atheism. The hive mind there is almost garanteed to give you net karma

Want to get a decent amount of link karma? post anti religious content to r/atheism. The hive mind there is almost garanteed to give you net karma Actual Advice Mallard
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Sleep on top of one comforter and warm up with another When you wake up you can throw the one you used in the closet and your bed will still look made

Sleep on top of one comforter and warm up with another When you wake up you can throw the one you used in the closet and your bed will still look made Actual Advice Mallard
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make yourself a healthy sandwich now make two. this will prevent impulsive binge eating as you have a great option available the moment you look for something to eat.

make yourself a healthy sandwich now make two. this will prevent impulsive binge eating as you have a great option available the moment you look for something to eat. Actual Advice Mallard
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Double Click fn on mac computers running OS MOUntanlion free word dictation. never type again.

Double Click fn on mac computers running OS MOUntanlion free word dictation. never type again. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't try to understand women just quack off all day

Don't try to understand women just quack off all day Actual Advice Mallard
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Go to the extensions menu on google chrome you can enable adblock to work whilst in incognito mode

Go to the extensions menu on google chrome you can enable adblock to work whilst in incognito mode Actual Advice Mallard
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When approaching a door look at the fucking door. If its inside the frame, fucking push. If its outside and closer to you, fucking pull.

When approaching a door look at the fucking door. If its inside the frame, fucking push. If its outside and closer to you, fucking pull. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you forget someones first name politely ask them what their name is. When they give you their first name say "i already knew your first name i was looking for your last name."

If you forget someones first name politely ask them what their name is. When they give you their first name say
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When dealing with automated technical support, say incoherent words repeatedly You will be connected to live customer support immediately

When dealing with automated technical support, say incoherent words repeatedly You will be connected to live customer support immediately Actual Advice Mallard
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don't park illegally

don't park illegally Actual Advice Mallard
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