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Don't respond to craigslist posts made between midnight and 6am The person was likely drunk when they made it

Don't respond to craigslist posts made between midnight and 6am The person was likely drunk when they made it Actual Advice Mallard
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You want some advice on how to live your life? Don't take it from a fucking duck on the internet

You want some advice on how to live your life? Don't take it from a fucking duck on the internet Actual Advice Mallard
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When making a PB&J spread the jelly first It's easier to wipe off on bread than peanut butter

When making a PB&J spread the jelly first It's easier to wipe off on bread than peanut butter Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want faster torrent speeds save a document full of trackers and add them to the torrent

If you want faster torrent speeds save a document full of trackers and add them to the torrent Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to express your anger with someone via text but don't want to start a huge fight? End it with a smiley emoticon.

Want to express your anger with someone via text but don't want to start a huge fight? End it with a smiley emoticon. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you could hear it Someone else could hear it

If you could hear it Someone else could hear it Actual Advice Mallard
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Guys, don't expect your girl to keep her legs shaved She Won't, and it will feel like a cactus most days

Guys, don't expect your girl to keep her legs shaved She Won't, and it will feel like a cactus most days Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have passengers in your vehicle, make them wear seat belts. If you get into an accident and lose a friend in the process that may have not been buckled it will haunt you.

If you have passengers in your vehicle, make them wear seat belts. If you get into an accident and lose a friend in the process that may have not been buckled it will haunt you. Actual Advice Mallard
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Go after the fat one because your friends will still be buying the hot one drinks while your wiping your dick off in the back of your car

Go after the fat one because your friends will still be buying the hot one drinks while your wiping your dick off in the back of your car Actual Advice Mallard
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