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Wash your clothes on delicate (Slow/Slow) They are NOT that dirty and will last longer that way

Wash your clothes on delicate (Slow/Slow) They are NOT that dirty and will last longer that way  Actual Advice Mallard

If you take your opponents advocate starting with "Even if that's true..." They think they've won the argument

If you take your opponents advocate starting with

Got blood on couch, bed, or clothes? use hydrogen peroxide right away to get the blood out easily

Got blood on couch, bed, or clothes? use hydrogen peroxide right away to get the blood out easily  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to use this meme to passive aggressively attack someone you know? Don't

Want to use this meme to passive aggressively attack someone you know? Don't  Actual Advice Mallard

Next time you're at the student store, buy 3-5 of each scantron. You'll always be prepared for exams if you're running late and forgot to buy the scantron.

Next time you're at the student store, buy 3-5 of each scantron. You'll always be prepared for exams if you're running late and forgot to buy the scantron.  Actual Advice Mallard

IF someone you haven't heard from in a long time contacts you There is a strong chance that they only want something from you

IF someone you haven't heard from in a long time contacts you There is a strong chance that they only want something from you  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're driving a car don't play a fucking trumpet

If you're driving a car don't play a fucking trumpet   Actual Advice Mallard

If you're trying to decide between sleeping and exercising Do not masturbate before

If you're trying to decide between sleeping and exercising Do not masturbate before  Actual Advice Mallard

To get rid of acne switch pillow case every night

To get rid of acne switch pillow case every night  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're on a sodium restricted diet Don't eat frozen food, it's loaded with salt

If you're on a sodium restricted diet Don't eat frozen food, it's loaded with salt  Actual Advice Mallard
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