Actual Advice Mallard

if you don't want to dry your clothes outside just put your drying rack in the shower

if you don't want to dry your clothes outside just put your drying rack in the shower  Actual Advice Mallard

When you have to ask yourself "Am I okay to drive," You're not okay to drive.

When you have to ask yourself

accidentally close an important tab? ctrl + shift + t

accidentally close an important tab? ctrl + shift + t  Actual Advice Mallard

people who are happy and content in their relationships do not cheat

people who are happy and content in their relationships do not cheat  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to get your dick sucked then you'd better be willing to eat her out

if you want to get your dick sucked then you'd better be willing to eat her out  Actual Advice Mallard

going to the doctor doesn't make you a pussy it makes you healthy and could save your life

going to the doctor doesn't make you a pussy it makes you healthy and could save your life  Actual Advice Mallard

hungover? eat bacon and eggs. they help repair cell membranes. and drink gatorade for quicker hydration. if your stomach is upset, try lemon ginger tea first.

hungover? eat bacon and eggs. they help repair cell membranes. and drink gatorade for quicker hydration. if your stomach is upset, try lemon ginger tea first.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to be eaten out then you'd better be willing to suck his dick

if you want to be eaten out then you'd better be willing to suck his dick  Actual Advice Mallard

When mugging people who only have 5-10 dollars in their wallet Take their real wallet and their decoy wallet so you can save a lot of money

When mugging people who only have 5-10 dollars in their wallet Take their real wallet and their decoy wallet so you can save a lot of money  Actual Advice Mallard

if every single one of your exes was "crazy," "a gold-digger," "a whore," "a bitch," "a jerk," "a cunt," etc. it's possible that you're really unlucky, but more likely you've been making poor choices

if every single one of your exes was
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