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Wanna have great sex? stop drinking alcohol

Wanna have great sex? stop drinking alcohol  Actual Advice Mallard

the alternative to growing old is being dead. so shut the fuck up and stop complaining about it.

the alternative to growing old is being dead. so shut the fuck up 
and stop complaining about it.  Actual Advice Mallard

when you ask your computer smart friend to solve your computer problem they're just going to turn it off and back on again

when you ask your computer smart friend to solve your computer problem they're just going to turn it off and back on again  Actual Advice Mallard

When you ask your computer smart friend to solve your computer problem They are just going to google a solution while going through your files for nudes

When you ask your computer smart friend to solve your computer problem They are just going to google a solution while going through your files for nudes  Actual Advice Mallard

Dress presentably even if you're only going out to fill resumes management is watching and may even interview you on the spot

Dress presentably even if you're only going out to fill resumes  management is watching and may even interview you on the spot  Actual Advice Mallard

Using chrome hoverzoom to browse reddit? click command + right arrow to hoverzoom through imgur albums

Using chrome hoverzoom to browse reddit? click command + right arrow to hoverzoom through imgur albums  Actual Advice Mallard

DO NOT GOOGLE "KEVIN WARE"

DO NOT GOOGLE

If you want to be healthy then Add salt to your coffee

If you want to be healthy then Add salt to your coffee  Actual Advice Mallard

April fools' What is in the safe!?

April fools' What is in the safe!?  Actual Advice Mallard

trying to havard reference use neils toolbox

trying to havard reference   use neils toolbox   Actual Advice Mallard
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