Actual Advice Mallard

If you think eating and living healthy is too expensive wait till you see how expensive cancer is.

If you think eating and living healthy is too expensive wait till you see how expensive cancer is.  Actual Advice Mallard

Keep the boxes your computer monitors came in They will have far less chance of being damaged if you need to transport them

Keep the boxes your computer monitors came in They will have far less chance of being damaged if you need to transport them  Actual Advice Mallard

Everything I say is Infallible

Everything I say
is Infallible  Actual Advice Mallard

i'm a duck don't listen to me

i'm a duck don't listen to me  Actual Advice Mallard

You should enjoy the little things Because the fallout from North Korea's nukes could make them really big

You should enjoy the little things Because the fallout from North Korea's nukes could make them really big  Actual Advice Mallard

when a girl says "can I give you my number" She actually wants you to use her number

when a girl says

Before you break up with your girlfriend call a news station first to guarantee your safety

Before you break up with your girlfriend call a news station first to guarantee your safety  Actual Advice Mallard

Please note that the vote numbers are not "real" numbers www.reddit.com/wiki/faq

 Please note that the vote numbers are not

If you're planning a murder/suicide Do the suicide part first

If you're planning a murder/suicide Do the suicide part first  Actual Advice Mallard

think your tvs picture doesn't look as good as it used to go to the optometrist

think your tvs picture doesn't look as good as it used to go to the optometrist   Actual Advice Mallard
Like us for More!