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If you want to keep food cold store it in a refrigerator

If you want to keep food cold store it in a refrigerator Actual Advice Mallard
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GUYS, IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND ASKS IF SHE LOOKS FAT IN WHAT SHE'S WEARING, THE ANSWER'S NO. WE ALL KNOW THIS. LADIES, IF YOUR BOYFRIEND ASKS IF HE'S DONE A GOOD JOB IRONING YOUR CLOTHES THE ANSWER'S FUCKING YES! NOT 'WELL YOU MISSED A BIT THERE'.

GUYS, IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND ASKS IF SHE LOOKS FAT IN WHAT SHE'S WEARING, THE ANSWER'S NO. WE ALL KNOW THIS. LADIES, IF YOUR BOYFRIEND ASKS IF HE'S DONE A GOOD JOB IRONING YOUR CLOTHES THE ANSWER'S FUCKING YES! NOT 'WELL YOU MISSED A BIT THERE'. Actual Advice Mallard
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Right Click on post and click on inspect elements Change wording in lower panel that appears, take picture

Right Click on post and click on inspect elements Change wording in lower panel that appears, take picture Actual Advice Mallard
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if you get drunk, go to a casino, and gamble away a bunch of money the casino has to return it to you because you can't consent to gambling when you're drunk

if you get drunk, go to a casino, and gamble away a bunch of money the casino has to return it to you because you can't consent to gambling when you're drunk Actual Advice Mallard
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Weigh yourself after you take your morning shit that one pound of poo can mean the difference between a good day and a great day

Weigh yourself after you take your morning shit that one pound of poo can mean the difference between a good day and a great day Actual Advice Mallard
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No matter how good your post is The time when you post it is crucial

No matter how good your post is The time when you post it is crucial Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to break up styrofoam and you don't want the small bits to go everywhere break it up in a large trash bag

If you have to break up styrofoam and you don't want the small bits to go everywhere break it up in a large trash bag Actual Advice Mallard
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When explaining the importance of trigger warnings... Do so calmly and maturely. Acting condescending or hostile to someone who doesn't know about them makes all people with triggers look like entitled pricks.

When explaining the importance of trigger warnings... Do so calmly and maturely. Acting condescending or hostile to someone who doesn't know about them makes all people with triggers look like entitled pricks. Actual Advice Mallard
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when an airplane lands wait your turn until the seats ahead of you have gotten out unless waived ahead.

when an airplane lands wait your turn until the seats ahead of you have gotten out unless waived ahead. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are bored with the mainstream subreddits, go to r/random it always takes you to a new and random (duh) subreddit

if you are bored with the mainstream subreddits, go to r/random it always takes you to a new and random (duh) subreddit Actual Advice Mallard
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