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If you think you're ready for a sink-or-swim test after studying You're not.

If you think you're ready for a sink-or-swim test after studying You're not. Actual Advice Mallard
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always try and poop at work it's an extra 10 mins to yourself and you save money on toilet paper

always try and poop at work it's an extra 10 mins to yourself and you save money on toilet paper Actual Advice Mallard
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if your son or daughter is lazy as fuck don't feed them, but yet dont terrorize them youl just push them deeper into it, odds are they will eventually realise that life sucks and do something with it

if your son or daughter is lazy as fuck don't feed them, but yet dont terrorize them youl just push them deeper into it, odds are they will eventually realise that life sucks and do something with it Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't act rudely to a resteraunt employee They can mess with your food before its served to you

Don't act rudely to a resteraunt employee They can mess with your food before its served to you Actual Advice Mallard
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Fly south during the winter It is much warmer down there

Fly south during the winter It is much warmer down there Actual Advice Mallard
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Try goldbond it's an arctic party in your pants

Try goldbond it's an arctic party in your pants Actual Advice Mallard
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When you apply to jobs on Craigslist Put something descriptive in the subject line so when they reply you know which job it is

When you apply to jobs on Craigslist Put something descriptive in the subject line so when they reply you know which job it is Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't retrieve a drawstring end from inside a hoodie or pants Pull the string out completely, attached a safety pin to one end, then fish and pinch the safety pin through. Shit works. Seriously.

If you can't retrieve a drawstring end from inside a hoodie or pants Pull the string out completely, attached a safety pin to one end, then fish and pinch the safety pin through. Shit works. Seriously. Actual Advice Mallard
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pull up your fucking pants

pull up your fucking pants Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to make the front page? Make an actual advice mallard meme. Actual Advice Mallard
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