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If you're a guy, want to fart, but know you cannot without also pissing, Squeeze your dick, you'll be able to fart without pissing

If you're a guy, want to fart, but know you cannot without also pissing, Squeeze your dick, you'll be able to fart without pissing Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to quickly cool down your car ROLL DOWN ALL THE WINDOWS DUMBASS!

If you want to quickly cool down your car ROLL DOWN ALL THE WINDOWS DUMBASS! Actual Advice Mallard
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Take an extra 5 minutes to research and tailor your resume for the position and company that you are applying to They will appreciate that you took the time to research the company beforehand and also that you are mentioning them by name

Take an extra 5 minutes to research and tailor your resume for the position and company that you are applying to They will appreciate that you took the time to research the company beforehand and also that you are mentioning them by name Actual Advice Mallard
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Wash the outside of your windows vertically and the inside horizontally If there are streaks you know which side to rewash

Wash the outside of your windows vertically and the inside horizontally If there are streaks you know which side to rewash Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want to prevent co-workers from stealing your bottled drink from the company refrigerator open it and take a small sip

if you want to prevent co-workers from stealing your bottled drink from the company refrigerator open it and take a small sip Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are OP DELIVER

If you are OP DELIVER Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going through a bad breakup, don't listen to your favorite songs Chances are once you heal and get over it, you won't ever want to listen to them again

If you're going through a bad breakup, don't listen to your favorite songs Chances are once you heal and get over it, you won't ever want to listen to them again Actual Advice Mallard
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If you aren't already doing the things I say you are probably socally retarded

If you aren't already doing the things I say you are probably socally retarded Actual Advice Mallard
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If you listen to country and metal but don't listen to rap because it's harmful to society. Your a Racist.

If you listen to country and metal but don't listen to rap because it's harmful to society. Your a Racist. Actual Advice Mallard
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Only bring cash when you're going out to party You won't be able to spend more than you planned

Only bring cash when you're going out to party You won't be able to spend more than you planned Actual Advice Mallard
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