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Cut holes in the bottom and sides of your trashcan This removes airflow and suction problems

Cut holes in the bottom and sides of your trashcan This removes airflow and suction problems   Actual Advice Mallard

Need a good deal on a hotel Call them instead of using Hotwire or other sites. They will give you a better deal.

Need a good deal on a hotel Call them instead of using Hotwire or other sites. They will give you a better deal.  Actual Advice Mallard

Get out of the shower and realize you have to take a shit? use baby wipes

Get out of the shower and realize you have to take a shit? use baby wipes   Actual Advice Mallard

fuck your mom

 fuck your mom  Actual Advice Mallard

Dropped your iphone in water? Putting it in rice won't fix it

Dropped your iphone in water? Putting it in rice won't fix it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have no depth perception watching a 3d movie can fix it

If you have no depth perception watching a 3d movie can fix it  Actual Advice Mallard

Now that it's summer be sure to take advantage of the sunlight Play video games with the windows open

Now that it's summer be sure to take advantage of the sunlight Play video games with the windows open  Actual Advice Mallard

as a guy, always go pee immediately after ejaculating If you wait too long, you'll probably forget you came and won't be prepared when you piss sideways

as a guy, always go pee immediately after ejaculating If you wait too long, you'll probably forget you came and won't be prepared when you piss sideways  Actual Advice Mallard

Eating cheetos at the computer? Use Chopsticks. It keeps the orange off your hands

Eating cheetos at the computer? Use Chopsticks. It keeps the orange off your hands  Actual Advice Mallard

Te agarraron durmiendo en el trabajo? levanta la cabeza lentamente y di: "En el nombre de Jesus, amen"

Te agarraron durmiendo en el trabajo? levanta la cabeza lentamente y di:
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