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use half the suggested amount of mouthwash it does the trick, and the bottle lasts twice as long

use half the suggested amount of mouthwash it does the trick, and the bottle lasts twice as long Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to send a random dick pic Make sure to get your head in the shot

Want to send a random dick pic Make sure to get your head in the shot Actual Advice Mallard
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instead of carrying all the groceries in hand them to someone through the window

instead of carrying all the groceries in hand them to someone through the window Actual Advice Mallard
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As a Mallard, I suggest you hold her head underwater while you rape her. That's what I do.

As a Mallard, I suggest you hold her head underwater while you rape her. That's what I do. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't want people to use your calculator? Buy one that uses reverse polish notation

Don't want people to use your calculator? Buy one that uses reverse polish notation Actual Advice Mallard
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When playing a game on your mobile device put it in airplane mode this saves battery life and improves your experience by blocking ads

When playing a game on your mobile device put it in airplane mode this saves battery life and improves your experience by blocking ads Actual Advice Mallard
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if your signifigant other tells you they are saving for a gaming pc Don't break up with them

if your signifigant other tells you they are saving for a gaming pc Don't break up with them Actual Advice Mallard
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if your girlfriend makes an effort to do something different with her hair make sure to notice and comment on it

if your girlfriend makes an effort to do something different with her hair make sure to notice and comment on it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are going to post an album, make the link to one picture and put the rest in the comments You'll get more karma

If you are going to post an album, make the link to one picture and put the rest in the comments You'll get more karma Actual Advice Mallard
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Laptop screen all wobbly? Try tightening the screws underneath it. That should fix the problem

Laptop screen all wobbly? Try tightening the screws underneath it. That should fix the problem Actual Advice Mallard
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