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Chapped hands? Apply Crisco to shorten the pain

Chapped hands? Apply Crisco to shorten the pain  Actual Advice Mallard

guys if you hate cold toilet seats sit there with just your boxers on for 20 seconds first

guys if you hate cold toilet seats sit there with just your boxers on for 20 seconds first  Actual Advice Mallard

want reddit to like you? google search: weird hands

want reddit to like you? google search: weird hands  Actual Advice Mallard

Tired of toilet water splashing you when you poop? Float some toilet paper on the water and poop on that

Tired of toilet water splashing you when you poop? Float some toilet paper on the water and poop on that  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can afford $52 a week save $52 a week

If you can afford $52 a week save $52 a week  Actual Advice Mallard

don't listen to malicious advice mallard he is the evil twin

don't listen to malicious advice mallard he is the evil twin  Actual Advice Mallard

Unless your boyfriend asks, don't talk about losing your virginity. It's a huge turn off, and kind of awkward.

Unless your boyfriend asks, don't talk about losing your virginity.   It's a huge turn off, and kind of awkward.    Actual Advice Mallard

Before you start doing any wedding planning make a wedding-only email account.

Before you start doing any wedding planning  make a wedding-only email account.  Actual Advice Mallard

Browse r/pics and r/funny Prior to r/adviceanimals so you can understand the "redditor's wife" memes

Browse r/pics and r/funny Prior to r/adviceanimals so you can understand the

Can't fall asleep? Read a book under dim lighting

Can't fall asleep? Read a book under dim lighting  Actual Advice Mallard
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