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random boner in public? Apply pressure to your thighs with elbows to make it go away

random boner in public? Apply pressure to your thighs with elbows to make it go away  Actual Advice Mallard

uses wrong duck meme

uses wrong duck meme  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont want to get into trouble while browsing reddit at work? Dont click on nsfw links

Dont want to get into trouble while browsing reddit at work? Dont click on nsfw links  Actual Advice Mallard

If you need to squeeze out the last bit of the toothpaste put it on the counter and slide your toothbrush handle across

If you need to squeeze out the last bit of the toothpaste put it on the counter and slide your toothbrush handle across  Actual Advice Mallard

Toilet's clogged and won't flush? Add a few pumps of liquid hand soap to the bowl. The soap will help the TP/poo clumps flush and also reduce the chance of a brown streak

Toilet's clogged and won't flush? Add a few pumps of liquid hand soap to the bowl. The soap will help the TP/poo clumps flush and also reduce the chance of a brown streak  Actual Advice Mallard

Buy a house on a bus route. Your street will be the first to be plowed when it snows.

Buy a house on a bus route.  Your street will be the first to be plowed when it snows.   Actual Advice Mallard

Have hayfever/allergies? Eat some honey

Have hayfever/allergies? Eat some honey  Actual Advice Mallard

want comment karma? correct someone's grammar

want comment karma? correct someone's grammar  Actual Advice Mallard

Want your computer to start faster? Move all files and folders off your desktop and replace them with links

Want your computer to start faster? Move all files and folders off your desktop and replace them with links  Actual Advice Mallard

Hoover stink? Hoover up half a cup of washing powder & make it smell like Christmas

Hoover stink? Hoover up half a cup of washing powder & make it smell like Christmas  Actual Advice Mallard
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