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Week before finals? Stop browsing reddit and study.

Week before finals? Stop browsing reddit and study.  Actual Advice Mallard

remember, curtains and Drapes are hung. people, on the other hand, are hanged!

remember, curtains and Drapes are hung. people, on the other hand, are hanged!  Actual Advice Mallard

Concussion? Sleep it off

Concussion? Sleep it off  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want a man to fall in love with you Give awesome and frequent blow jobs

If you want a man to fall in love with you Give awesome and frequent blow jobs  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone says they had a crush on you in high school they probably still do

If someone says they had a crush on you in high school they probably still do  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't talk to strangers 'cause they're only there to do you harm

Don't talk to strangers 'cause they're only there to do you harm  Actual Advice Mallard

do something nice for your mom a week after mother's day then she'll think you're not just being nice because you're required to

do something nice for your mom a week after mother's day then she'll think you're not just being nice because you're required to  Actual Advice Mallard

To see if your nailpolish has dried touch your nails gently with your tongue

To see if your nailpolish has dried touch your nails gently with your tongue  Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOU GET PULLED OVER TAKE YOUR KEYS OUT OF THE IGNITION AND PLACE THEM IN A VISIBLE SPOT. IT WILL LET THE OFFICER KNOW YOU HAVE NO INTENTION OF RUNNING

IF YOU GET PULLED OVER TAKE YOUR KEYS OUT OF THE IGNITION AND PLACE THEM IN A VISIBLE SPOT. IT WILL LET THE OFFICER KNOW YOU HAVE NO INTENTION OF RUNNING  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're not sure which side of the car your gas tank is on there's always an arrow above the gas tank icon on your dashboard

if you're not sure which side of the car your gas tank is on there's always an arrow above the gas tank icon on your dashboard  Actual Advice Mallard
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