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If you want fresh fries Tell them no salt. Add it later

If you want fresh fries Tell them no salt. Add it later  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't Kill Anyone Unless they are gonna kill you if you don't kill them first

Don't Kill Anyone Unless they are gonna kill you if you don't kill them first  Actual Advice Mallard

Need boxes for moving? Ask fast food places for their broken down boxes

Need boxes for moving? Ask fast food places for their broken down boxes  Actual Advice Mallard

You can press the Windows key + L To quickly lock your computer

You can press the Windows key + L To quickly lock your computer  Actual Advice Mallard

Looking for actual advice, but tired of this fucking duck? Subscribe to /r/lifeprotips

Looking for actual advice, but tired of this fucking duck? Subscribe to /r/lifeprotips  Actual Advice Mallard

Think you can actually handle a horse sized version of me? Bitch please

Think you can actually handle a horse sized version of me? Bitch please  Actual Advice Mallard

need to save time? stop using this meme and go to reddit.com/r/lifeprotip

need to save time? stop using this meme and go to reddit.com/r/lifeprotip  Actual Advice Mallard

You can dry wet nails instantly by spraying cooking spray on them

You can dry wet nails instantly  by spraying cooking spray on them  Actual Advice Mallard

Whenever you're boiling pasta, put a wooden spoon on top of the pot it keeps the water from boiling over

Whenever you're boiling pasta, put a wooden spoon on top of the pot it keeps the water from boiling over  Actual Advice Mallard
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