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Sweat while sleeping? Wear sweatpants to avoid clammy legs

Sweat while sleeping? Wear sweatpants to avoid clammy legs  Actual Advice Mallard

Itchy scalp? Skip the shampoo and only use conditioner for a few says to let it heal.

Itchy scalp?  Skip the shampoo and only use conditioner for a few says to let it heal.   Actual Advice Mallard

If being pulled over by the police, don't pull onto the shoulder of the road. instead slow down, find the nearest parking lot and pull in there. they'll appreciate it.

If being pulled over by the police, don't pull onto the shoulder of the road. instead slow down, find the nearest parking lot and pull in there. they'll appreciate it.  Actual Advice Mallard

Getting Nosebleeds in the winter? Use Vaseline on the base of your nostril. It will never happen again.

Getting Nosebleeds in the winter? Use Vaseline on the base of your nostril. It will never happen again.  Actual Advice Mallard

want more visitors on OKCupid? Change your profile information and update your photos daily

want more visitors on OKCupid? Change your profile information and update your photos daily  Actual Advice Mallard

Image/GIF post too small to see with RES? Click and drag the image to make it larger.

Image/GIF post too small to see with RES? Click and drag the image to make it larger.  Actual Advice Mallard

save a word document with your contact information on your flash drive if someone finds it they will be able to return it to you

save a word document with your contact information on your flash drive if someone finds it they will be able to return it to you  Actual Advice Mallard

Graduating college soon? hold onto your college ID and use it for student discounts in the future

Graduating college soon? hold onto your college ID and use it for student discounts in the future  Actual Advice Mallard

If you plan to attack someone in a dark ally and happen to hear a police radio they will atleast have a smartphone if they dont have cash

If you plan to attack someone in a dark ally and happen to hear a police radio they will atleast have a smartphone if they dont have cash  Actual Advice Mallard

When trying to find a restroom in a public building (church, school, mall, govt. bldg. etc.) look down the hallway for a drinking fountain, a restroom will be close by.

When trying to find a restroom in a public building (church, school, mall, govt. bldg. etc.)  look down the hallway for a drinking fountain, a restroom will be close by.
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