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Figure out your girlfriend's monthly cycle Surprise her with chocolate 2 days in

Figure out your girlfriend's monthly cycle Surprise her with chocolate 2 days in Actual Advice Mallard
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smoke a joint and keep clicking the random button up top

smoke a joint and keep clicking the random button up top Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't want people to bother you about certain foods Tell them you're allergic to it, they won't bother you anymore about it

Don't want people to bother you about certain foods Tell them you're allergic to it, they won't bother you anymore about it Actual Advice Mallard
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I dont say quack I take crack

I dont say quack I take crack Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to drink without being judged Just put your alcohol in a smoothie

If you want to drink without being judged Just put your alcohol in a smoothie Actual Advice Mallard
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Gf is having terrible day? Don't talk to her for the first time all day, hammered, at 7:30 in the morning. Just don't call.

Gf is having terrible day? Don't talk to her for the first time all day, hammered, at 7:30 in the morning. Just don't call. Actual Advice Mallard
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The WBC thrives on publicity If we ignored them online and in real life they'd eventually self-destruct

The WBC thrives on publicity If we ignored them online and in real life they'd eventually self-destruct Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't tag kids and pets in Facebook photos Someone may have to use "Identify your Friend" feature to login from new device, and may not know your child is yours

Don't tag kids and pets in Facebook photos Someone may have to use
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If you need to ask for an extension on an assignment, don't say you've been too busy with other classes. You're saying that you didn't think this class was worth spending time on.

If you need to ask for an extension on an assignment, don't say you've been too busy with other classes. You're saying that you didn't think this class was worth spending time on. Actual Advice Mallard
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'Murica doesn't like your memes or posts? Post at night, the Aussies are cooler anyway

'Murica doesn't like your memes or posts? Post at night, the Aussies are cooler anyway Actual Advice Mallard
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