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If your young child hands you something don't automatically assume it's not a snot.

If your young child hands you something don't automatically assume it's not a snot.  Actual Advice Mallard

hunger is the best seasoning

hunger is the best seasoning  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a desktop and you don't remember when you've cleaned it It's time to clean it.

If you have a desktop and you don't remember when you've cleaned it It's time to clean it.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you get in any trouble All you have to do is say my father...

If you get in any trouble All you have to do 
is say my father...  Actual Advice Mallard

buy new household items this weekend there will be tons of mothers day sales going on

buy new household items this weekend there will be tons of mothers day sales going on  Actual Advice Mallard

if you can't get your teenager to clean thier room offer to help

if you can't get your teenager to clean thier room offer to help  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't have a Facebook now. Keep it that way. Trust me!

If you don't have a Facebook now. Keep it that way. Trust me!  Actual Advice Mallard

Buy a normal amount of beer at multiple shops And the cashier won't know you're an alcohol guzzling maniac

Buy a normal amount of beer at multiple shops And the cashier won't know you're an alcohol guzzling maniac  Actual Advice Mallard

PARK NEXT TO ANY CAR ODDS ARE, THEY CARE ABOUT THEIR CAR AND WON'T HIT YOURS

PARK NEXT TO ANY CAR ODDS ARE, THEY CARE ABOUT THEIR CAR AND WON'T HIT YOURS  Actual Advice Mallard

Never eat something sent in the mail from an unknown sender or Reece's pieces on Halloween, they are poisoned

Never eat something sent in the mail from an unknown sender or Reece's pieces on Halloween, they are poisoned  Actual Advice Mallard
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