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I think the duck face Looks well better on me ladies

I think the duck face Looks well better on me ladies  Actual Advice Mallard

Warren Gatland aka a sitting duck.

Warren Gatland aka a sitting duck.  Actual Advice Mallard

"Are you wearing thongs" Doesn't mean the same in the UK either

When visiting mars wear a spacesuit

When visiting mars wear a spacesuit  Actual Advice Mallard

One of the best things you can invest in Is a quality mattress.

One of the best things you can invest in  Is a quality mattress.  Actual Advice Mallard

if someone is breaking up with you and you don't like their reason accept it anyway. They are probably just trying to spare your feelings from the real reason and you can't argue your way back into them liking you

if someone is breaking up with you and you don't like their reason accept it anyway.  They are probably just trying to spare your feelings from the real reason and you can't argue your way back into them liking you  Actual Advice Mallard

Stop giggling and acting ditsy people will still like you. in fact, they may like you more because you wont be so insufferably annoying

Stop giggling and acting ditsy
 people will still like you. in fact, they may like you more because you wont be so insufferably annoying  Actual Advice Mallard

buy new tupperware

 buy new tupperware  Actual Advice Mallard

Donate blood What else can they do with blood?

Donate blood What else can they do with blood?  Actual Advice Mallard

When someone you know is always telling the truth Wait for that one big lie..

When someone you know is always telling the truth Wait for that one big lie..  Actual Advice Mallard
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