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if a girl blinks,scratches her ear,looks at you,coughs,or is just breathing it's means that she has a crush on you and that she wants your dick.

if a girl blinks,scratches her ear,looks at you,coughs,or is just breathing it's means that she has a crush on you and that she wants your dick. Actual Advice Mallard
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Learn the accent and proper general pronunciation of a new language first simple sentences won't seem elementary, and bad pronunciation ruins even the most complex phrases

Learn the accent and proper general pronunciation of a new language first simple sentences won't seem elementary, and bad pronunciation ruins even the most complex phrases Actual Advice Mallard
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Make this meme about parties and dogs You will get tons of karma

Make this meme about parties and dogs You will get tons of karma Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't vent all your feelings on Facebook you will come off as fickle and easily upset

Don't vent all your feelings on Facebook you will come off as fickle and easily upset Actual Advice Mallard
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stop taking advice from mallards go and explore the world

stop taking advice from mallards go and explore the world Actual Advice Mallard
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If you work out at home and are sensitive about your weight, exercise without a shirt It should motivate you to continue

If you work out at home and are sensitive about your weight, exercise without a shirt It should motivate you to continue Actual Advice Mallard
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Did you press tab one time too many ? Press Shift-Tab to return

Did you press tab one time too many ? Press Shift-Tab to return Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're out of hot water when you want to take a shower Do a quick intense workout and then you will appreciate the cool shower

If you're out of hot water when you want to take a shower Do a quick intense workout and then you will appreciate the cool shower Actual Advice Mallard
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Set the time on your laptop 8 hours in advance. It let's you know what time you will wake up at.

Set the time on your laptop 8 hours in advance. It let's you know what time you will wake up at. Actual Advice Mallard
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The lower you wear your pants the smaller your dick looks

The lower you wear your pants the smaller your dick looks Actual Advice Mallard
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