Actual Advice Mallard

Having trouble uploading a protected image for a new meme? take a screenshot of the image you want to use.

Having trouble uploading a protected image for a new meme? take a screenshot of the image you want to use.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't know how much to spend for valentine's day? relationship length in months multiplied by $10

Don't know how much to spend for valentine's day? relationship length in months multiplied by $10  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to make an actual advice mallard meme but you're out of ideas plagiarize anything from self help books

If you want to make an actual advice mallard meme but you're out of ideas plagiarize anything from self help books   Actual Advice Mallard

Get cramps often? Try drinking pickle juice

Get cramps often? Try drinking pickle juice   Actual Advice Mallard

When someone uses "like" when describing somthing its usually an under or over exaggeration

When someone uses

Forgot to write your paper? Open the document with notepad and delete random bits.

Forgot to write your paper? Open the document with notepad and delete random bits.  Actual Advice Mallard

Post AMA 24 hours before actually responding Answer most popular questions to satisfy more redditors

Post AMA 24 hours before actually responding Answer most popular questions to satisfy more redditors  Actual Advice Mallard

Before following advice from this meme Check the comments to see if it actually works

Before following advice from this meme Check the comments to see if it actually works  Actual Advice Mallard

You really need advice? 2+2=4 is equivalent to... man+man= shut the fuck up and get a hobby you bigoted nerf herders...aint nobody got time for yo shit

You really need advice? 2+2=4
is equivalent to...
man+man= shut the fuck up and get a hobby you bigoted nerf herders...aint nobody got time for yo shit   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't nuke any NATO countries the Americans will blast you to smithereens.

Don't nuke any NATO countries the Americans will blast you to smithereens.  Actual Advice Mallard
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