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Need a conversation starter? Ask about the scariest dream they've had. It's an interesting topic and they will also want to hear about your dream

Need a conversation starter? Ask about the scariest dream they've had. It's an interesting topic and they will also want to hear about your dream Actual Advice Mallard
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Got a problem Try Masturbating

Got a problem Try Masturbating Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want your post to do well Post something thought-provoking and controversial

If you want your post to do well Post something thought-provoking and controversial Actual Advice Mallard
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When making a drink for a party make ice cubes out of the same solution to keep it from getting watery

When making a drink for a party make ice cubes out of the same solution to keep it from getting watery Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't try and tell a joke from a stand up comedy act You'll look like an idiot

Don't try and tell a joke from a stand up comedy act You'll look like an idiot Actual Advice Mallard
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Want a healthy and long life? Don't drink mercury

Want a healthy and long life? Don't drink mercury Actual Advice Mallard
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Oily keyboard? spray a sponge with some windex and wipe it

Oily keyboard? spray a sponge with some windex and wipe it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you wear glasses, wear a ballcap while frying food Most of the grease floats downward and is caught by the bill

If you wear glasses, wear a ballcap while frying food Most of the grease floats downward and is caught by the bill Actual Advice Mallard
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Want your roommate to clean the apartment? Take all of his mess and put it on his bed.

Want your roommate to clean the apartment? Take all of his mess and put it on his bed. Actual Advice Mallard
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" Duck, Duck, < Leave this duck here > ...Goose. " < Then stop talking >

...Goose. " < Then stop talking > Actual Advice Mallard">
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