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YOU ARE NOT OK TO DRIVE

YOU ARE NOT OK TO DRIVE  Actual Advice Mallard

Backup and never delete your papers They are a good writing example and you can always use them as well sourced citations to prove your point in a debate

Backup and never delete your papers They are a good writing example and you can always use them as well sourced citations to prove your point in a debate  Actual Advice Mallard

If you go to bed with the spins put one foot on the ground when you're laying down and it will go away

If you go to bed with the spins put one foot on the ground when you're laying down and it will go away  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're staying at a hotel Take the bedspread and blanket off the bed. They rarely get changed.

If you're staying at a hotel  Take the bedspread and blanket off the bed. They rarely get changed.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you're following someone in their car and they make four right turns Just stop and pull over and wait for them to pass you to start following again

If you're following someone in their car and they make four right turns Just stop and pull over and wait for them to pass you to start following again  Actual Advice Mallard

when dissolving a body in hydrofluoric acid don't use your bathtub to put the body in hydrofluoric acid eats through ceramic and metal and will it make one hell of a mess

when dissolving a body in hydrofluoric acid don't use your bathtub to put the body in hydrofluoric acid eats through ceramic and metal and will it make one hell of a mess   Actual Advice Mallard

If a hot girl is behind you at a drive thru pay for her bill then eat your food in the parking lot Even If she decides not to come over and thank you it'll still make her day and only cost you a few bucks

If a hot girl is behind you at a drive thru pay for her bill then eat your food in the parking lot Even If she decides not to come over and thank you it'll still make her day and only cost you a few bucks  Actual Advice Mallard

Never hire a hooker with an ear piece She's probably a cop

Never hire a hooker with an ear piece She's probably a cop  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are really drunk and want to watch a movie wear 3d glasses, the double images are cancelled

If you are really drunk and want to watch a movie wear 3d glasses, the double images are cancelled  Actual Advice Mallard

If your working on a physically challenging job wear a grey shirt, your sweat will be more visable than other colors, making your boss think you are busting your ass.

If your working on a physically challenging job wear a grey shirt, your sweat will be more visable than other colors, making your boss think you are busting your ass.   Actual Advice Mallard
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