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If you see a tractor slowing down near a laneway and the driver doesn't specifically tell you to pass don't fucking pass

If you see a tractor slowing down near a laneway and the driver doesn't specifically tell you to pass don't fucking pass Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want someone to believe a lie Start it with "You're not gonna believe me if I tell you this"

If you want someone to believe a lie Start it with
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If your girlfriend is too heavy for you to pick up Don't tell her or she'll send u the bill

If your girlfriend is too heavy for you to pick up Don't tell her or she'll send u the bill Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have feet issues and your feet hurt wear your shoes from the minute you wake up until you go to sleep.

If you have feet issues and your feet hurt wear your shoes from the minute you wake up until you go to sleep. Actual Advice Mallard
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No matter how nice or new the place is Never move into a basement sweet with a hardwood floors, young kids and a big dog upstairs

No matter how nice or new the place is Never move into a basement sweet with a hardwood floors, young kids and a big dog upstairs Actual Advice Mallard
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It takes years to get a loyal customer But only seconds to lose one

It takes years to get a loyal customer But only seconds to lose one Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to avoid getting robbed Don't go into dark alleys...

If you want to avoid getting robbed Don't go into dark alleys... Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't have favorites if you are a parent, not only will your child not forget it, it will make them hateful to the favorite

Don't have favorites if you are a parent, not only will your child not forget it, it will make them hateful to the favorite Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't assume that because you know someone socially You have any idea how they behave as a parent

Don't assume that because you know someone socially You have any idea how they behave as a parent Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to solicit relationship advice from reddit It's a good chance you'll have to break up with them.

If you have to solicit relationship advice from reddit It's a good chance you'll have to break up with them. Actual Advice Mallard
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