Actual Advice Mallard

Use vaseline as eye make up remover It's cheap and gets the job done easily

Use vaseline as eye make up remover It's cheap and gets the job done easily   Actual Advice Mallard

Build on a hill

 Build on a hill  Actual Advice Mallard

Get caught cheating? Claim it was rape

Get caught cheating? Claim it was rape   Actual Advice Mallard

When a cat becomes a gentelmen he is going to kill you run

When a cat becomes a gentelmen he is going to  kill you run   Actual Advice Mallard

Taste your food before you add salt

Taste your food before you add salt  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are prone to nosebleeds don't pick your nose while driving

If you are prone to nosebleeds don't pick your nose while driving  Actual Advice Mallard

If driving a small child around and get pulled over have him say he has to use the bathroom

If driving a small child around and get pulled over have him say he has to use the bathroom  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't take advice from anyone (person or duck) Who can't identify with your particular situation

Don't take advice from anyone (person or duck) Who can't identify with your particular situation  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to buy weed buy it from me

If you're going to buy weed buy it from me  Actual Advice Mallard
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