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get a best friend not because they're a lawyer, but because you actually enjoy being around them

get a best friend not because they're a lawyer, but because you actually enjoy being around them Actual Advice Mallard
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If you fight before you fuck DO NOT FUCK

If you fight before you fuck DO NOT FUCK Actual Advice Mallard
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Get your girl to use pintrest and follow her She'll pin things she likes and you'll never have to wonder what to buy her as gifts

Get your girl to use pintrest and follow her She'll pin things she likes and you'll never have to wonder what to buy her as gifts Actual Advice Mallard
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if you've ever called a company for an insurance quote and they put you on hold to get you their best price They're bullshitting, they already have the figures on their screen

if you've ever called a company for an insurance quote and they put you on hold to get you their best price They're bullshitting, they already have the figures on their screen Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't ask one person for $1. Ask 3 people for a quarter. No one will remember you borrowed a quarter, so you'll never have to pay them back.

Don't ask one person for $1. Ask 3 people for a quarter. No one will remember you borrowed a quarter, so you'll never have to pay them back. Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to know the title of a song the title is usually in the chorus

Want to know the title of a song the title is usually in the chorus Actual Advice Mallard
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If your new significant other asks how you got so good at sex Don't say it's because of all the sex you've had

If your new significant other asks how you got so good at sex Don't say it's because of all the sex you've had Actual Advice Mallard
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Want your cat to be affectionate? Go sit on the toilet

Want your cat to be affectionate? Go sit on the toilet Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't keep milky way bars in the refrigerator it makes them taste like cheese

Don't keep milky way bars in the refrigerator it makes them taste like cheese Actual Advice Mallard
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When ordering drinks from sonic, ask for only a little ice You'll get twice the amount of beverage

When ordering drinks from sonic, ask for only a little ice You'll get twice the amount of beverage Actual Advice Mallard
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