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REPOST

 REPOST  Actual Advice Mallard

Take a fork and stick it in the cream of the oreo

Take a fork and stick it in the cream of the oreo  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want easy karma Go to /r/lifeprotips and copy a post from a month ago into this meme

If you want easy karma Go to /r/lifeprotips and copy a post from a month ago into this meme  Actual Advice Mallard

When you see a car with Maryland plates Steer Clear!

When you see a car with Maryland plates Steer Clear!  Actual Advice Mallard

only date women with small hands trust me, It'll make your pecker look much bigger

only date women with small hands trust me, It'll make your pecker look much bigger  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't buy a house close to a school If your town loses power in a hurricane, once school is canceled you become the last priority in the entire town.

Don't buy a house close to a school If your town loses power in a hurricane, once school is canceled you become the last priority in the entire town.  Actual Advice Mallard

Worried about embarrassing sounds coming from your laptop? Plug in your headphones before you turn it on

Worried about embarrassing sounds coming from your laptop? Plug in your headphones before you turn it on  Actual Advice Mallard

To make the front page Make a meme complaining about how you can't make the front page

To make the front page Make a meme complaining about how you can't make the front page  Actual Advice Mallard

If one of your neighbors is prepping for doomsday Trust them, doomsday is coming.

If one of your neighbors is prepping for doomsday Trust them, doomsday is coming.   Actual Advice Mallard

Set your Alarm to be the same as your ringtone You'll be wide awake when you think you're getting a call

Set your Alarm to be the same as your ringtone You'll be wide awake when you think you're getting a call  Actual Advice Mallard
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