Actual Advice Mallard

Before you buy a required novel for a class Make sure to check the library for it first

Before you buy a required novel for a class Make sure to check the library for it first  Actual Advice Mallard

At social events, hold your drink in your left hand so your right hand wont be cold and wet when you have to shake hands

At social events, hold your drink in your left hand so your right hand wont be cold and wet when you have to shake hands  Actual Advice Mallard

QUACK!

 QUACK!  Actual Advice Mallard

accelerate when merging This helps prevent others from having to brake

accelerate when merging This helps prevent others from having to brake  Actual Advice Mallard

If your fiance is cheating on his current wife with you he willl probably cheat on you when you are his wife

If your fiance is cheating on his current wife with you he willl probably cheat on you when you are his wife  Actual Advice Mallard

Be the writer of your own horoscope

Be the writer  of your own horoscope  Actual Advice Mallard

divide your lawn in two. pray for one half to grow, and water the other half. whichever half grows is the method that really works.

divide your lawn in two. pray for one half to grow, and water the other half. whichever half grows is the method that really works.  Actual Advice Mallard

calling a cab from a bar at closing time rush? call them to an address next door or across the street

calling a cab from a bar at closing time rush? call them to an address next door or across the street   Actual Advice Mallard

If you see a coral or king snake Leave it alone and don't worry about reciting a poem in your head

If you see a coral or king snake Leave it alone and don't worry about reciting a poem in your head  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're the only girl at a party invite some of your girlfriends damnit

If you're the only girl at a party  invite some of your girlfriends damnit  Actual Advice Mallard
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