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Don't type your pin number in reverse. it won't work. The robber will get upset.

Don't type your pin number in reverse. it won't work.  The robber will get upset.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're in a rush and your windshield has ice on it. Pour hot water on it. But don't forget to turn on your windshield wipers too. They'll wipe all the water off before it refreezes.

If you're in a rush and your windshield has ice on it.  Pour hot water on it. But don't forget to turn on your windshield wipers too.  They'll wipe all the water off before it refreezes.  Actual Advice Mallard

You're not hungry you're bored Have a drink of water instead of eating.

You're not hungry you're bored Have a drink of water instead of eating.  Actual Advice Mallard

Laundry room machines don't accept small coin denominations? Put your small coins into a vending machine and get them returned, they're likely to be coins of higher value

Laundry room machines don't accept small coin denominations? Put your small coins into a vending machine and get them returned, they're likely to be coins of higher value  Actual Advice Mallard

Heavy snowfall when you're leaving work? Use the washroom before you go home

Heavy snowfall when you're leaving work? Use the washroom before you go home  Actual Advice Mallard

Stay off the roads you won't get stuck on a freeway in 2 feet of snow

Stay off the roads you won't get stuck on a freeway in 2 feet of snow  Actual Advice Mallard

use a a coloring book as an adult You'll feel like picaso

use a a coloring book as an adult You'll feel like picaso  Actual Advice Mallard

Have bad allergies? Eat Local honey

Have bad allergies? Eat Local honey  Actual Advice Mallard

to end an argument on reddit don't answer

to end an argument on reddit don't answer  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to make tons of karma Become a female and post to gonewild

Want to make tons of karma Become a female and post to gonewild   Actual Advice Mallard
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