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Make sure to pay attention to the little man in the boat

Make sure to pay attention to the little man in the boat  Actual Advice Mallard

Just masturbate

Just masturbate   Actual Advice Mallard

Keep track of your submitted job applications using one of the many free available templates in Microsoft Office

Keep track of your submitted job applications using one of the many free available templates in Microsoft Office  Actual Advice Mallard

If your talking to a lady and one of her friends tries to cock-block you call her friend out on it. You'll come across as confident and her friend will be disarmed

If your talking to a lady and one of her friends tries to cock-block you call her friend out on it. 
You'll come across as confident and her friend will be disarmed  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want your crush to know you like them and are too shy to do so Confess it to a mutual friend and then make them promise never to tell your crush.

If you want your crush to know you like them and are too shy to do so Confess it to a mutual friend and then make them promise never to tell your crush.  Actual Advice Mallard

Low on cash and in need of a blowjob? Just wait until it's hot out

Low on cash and in need of a blowjob? Just wait until it's hot out  Actual Advice Mallard

When Looking For A Roommate, A Person That says they can live with anyone is they dirty annoying roomate

When Looking For A Roommate, A Person That says they can live with anyone  is they dirty annoying roomate  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're Catholic Never let your kid go to the rectory alone

If you're Catholic Never let your kid go to the rectory alone  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to have sex in your car Park it in car dealership lot at night

If you're going to have sex in your car Park it in car dealership lot at night  Actual Advice Mallard

Never eat Skunks weiners

Never eat Skunks weiners  Actual Advice Mallard
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