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IF YOUR BOYFRIEND CONSTANTLY ACCUSES YOU OF CHEATING HE IS DEFINATELY CHEATING

IF YOUR BOYFRIEND CONSTANTLY ACCUSES YOU OF CHEATING HE IS DEFINATELY CHEATING Actual Advice Mallard
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feeling drowsy while driving? pull over, get out and pretend to check the pressure on your rear passenger-side tire.

feeling drowsy while driving? pull over, get out and pretend to check the pressure on your rear passenger-side tire. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't go into an orangutan exhibit Unless you feel like getting used as a masturbatory device

Don't go into an orangutan exhibit Unless you feel like getting used as a masturbatory device Actual Advice Mallard
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propose on april fools day if she says no say april fools

propose on april fools day if she says no say april fools Actual Advice Mallard
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If you do not have an up to date version of microsoft office upload the document to google docs and you can view it from there

If you do not have an up to date version of microsoft office upload the document to google docs and you can view it from there Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're in a bad mood and someone you care about is calling Don't answer

If you're in a bad mood and someone you care about is calling Don't answer Actual Advice Mallard
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Never compare your insides to somebody else's outsides

Never compare your insides to somebody else's outsides Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're running away from the fallen alien ship rolling in your direction don't run in the same path of the ship rolling, it will crush you

If you're running away from the fallen alien ship rolling in your direction don't run in the same path of the ship rolling, it will crush you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are 44, single and bitter that you did not do stuff when you were young Do stuff now

If you are 44, single and bitter that you did not do stuff when you were young Do stuff now Actual Advice Mallard
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Got an unexpected boner? Think about your mom or dad until it goes away.

Got an unexpected boner? Think about your mom or dad until it goes away. Actual Advice Mallard
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