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Record your favorite song with a voice memo rather than a video. You'll save battery life, make a smaller file, and won't disrupt the view of others behind you.

Record your favorite song with a voice memo rather than a video. You'll save battery life, make a smaller file, and won't disrupt the view of others behind you.  Actual Advice Mallard

When using a public restroom Pick the stall furthest from the door. It will be the cleanest.

When using a public restroom Pick the stall furthest from the door. It will be the cleanest.  Actual Advice Mallard

when you post a picture with someones information on it do not blur it, or put a black censor bar over it. completely cut the information out of the picture using ms paint. We can unblur, and remove the censor bar.

when you post a picture with someones information on it do not blur it, or put a black censor bar over it. completely cut the information out of the picture using ms paint. We can unblur, and remove the censor bar.   Actual Advice Mallard

Floss

 Floss  Actual Advice Mallard

whenever you have a potentially unpopular opinion to share say that it will get downvoted to oblivion

whenever you have a potentially unpopular opinion to share say that it will get downvoted to oblivion  Actual Advice Mallard

Have the courage to offer advice that pushes man's boundaries, regardless of downvotes. How will man advance if we only offer advice that 'sounds safe' or 'doesn't offend'?

Have the courage to offer advice that pushes man's boundaries, regardless of downvotes. How will man advance if we only offer advice that 'sounds safe' or 'doesn't offend'?  Actual Advice Mallard

Ok, no one can blame you. But, if you break up with crazy Don't leave your expensive shit lying around

Ok, no one can blame you.  But, if you break up with crazy Don't leave your expensive shit lying around  Actual Advice Mallard

you went to opera camp? don't tell anyone. Ever.

you went to opera camp? don't tell anyone. Ever.  Actual Advice Mallard

joseph. stop posting comments.

joseph. stop posting comments.  Actual Advice Mallard

Live at home and want to bring a girl over? Buy your parents a gift card to their favorite restaurant and say it expires that day

Live at home and want to bring a girl over? Buy your parents a gift card to their favorite restaurant and say it expires that day  Actual Advice Mallard
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