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Things are never as good as they are and things are never as bad as they seem

Things are never as good as they are and things are never as bad as they seem  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to eat your dinner in bed without spilling it everywhere use a dark towel as a bib

if you want to eat your dinner in bed without spilling it everywhere use a dark towel as a bib  Actual Advice Mallard

If your wife tells you that one of your male friends makes her uncomfortable... THeres probably a good fucking reason

If your wife tells you that one of your male friends makes her uncomfortable... THeres probably a good fucking reason  Actual Advice Mallard

If you aren't sure if you're annoying someone You probably are

If you aren't sure if you're annoying someone You probably are  Actual Advice Mallard

if you click and drag the title of a reddit post it will make the title purple as if you had read it

if you click and drag the title of a reddit post it will make the title purple as if you had read it  Actual Advice Mallard

EVERYTHING THAT COMES AFTER "YEAH, BUT..." IS BULLSHIT

EVERYTHING THAT COMES AFTER

If she doesn't give you her phone number She doesn't want you to call her

If she doesn't give you her phone number She doesn't want you to call her  Actual Advice Mallard

AIM FOR THE TREBLE 20 NOT THE BULLSEYE

AIM FOR THE TREBLE 20 NOT THE BULLSEYE  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're uploading an album tag it as such Hoverzoom users will love you

if you're uploading an album
tag it as such Hoverzoom users will 
love you  Actual Advice Mallard

The front page is great, but so is page 2

The front page is great, but so is page 2  Actual Advice Mallard
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