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Need to get out of a crowd quickly? act like you're going to vomit

Need to get out of a crowd quickly? act like you're going to vomit Actual Advice Mallard
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FORGET DATING! FOCUS ON SCHOOL and your career AN OLDER GUY WITH A GREAT JOB GETS ALL THE YOUNG HOTTIES HE WANTS!

FORGET DATING! FOCUS ON SCHOOL and your career AN OLDER GUY WITH A GREAT JOB GETS ALL THE YOUNG HOTTIES HE WANTS! Actual Advice Mallard
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nth ameristralians, fyi. We southies like to use the Adjective "mad" when addressing friends or family as "cunts". i.e. You're a fuckin' mad cunt, dad

nth ameristralians, fyi. We southies like to use the Adjective
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When giving a blowjob don't stop

When giving a blowjob don't stop Actual Advice Mallard
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Someone notices your spelling mistake? Tell them you aren't a native speaker

Someone notices your spelling mistake? Tell them you aren't a native speaker Actual Advice Mallard
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if all you have left is hard butter from the fridge, use a cheese grater. it distributes evenly and doesn't leave holes in your toast.

if all you have left is hard butter from the fridge, use a cheese grater. it distributes evenly and doesn't leave holes in your toast. Actual Advice Mallard
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having trouble on a scantron test question? marking the black lines on the left side of the scantron may cause the scanner to accidentaly mark it correct

having trouble on a scantron test question? marking the black lines on the left side of the scantron may cause the scanner to accidentaly mark it correct Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to find single attractive clingy dumb girls? Go to Church

Want to find single attractive clingy dumb girls? Go to Church Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't know what to say It's probably best not to comment

If you don't know what to say It's probably best not to comment Actual Advice Mallard
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if your teachers don't see wikipedia as a credible source look at the sources on the bottom and use those

if your teachers don't see wikipedia as a credible source look at the sources on the bottom and use those Actual Advice Mallard
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