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If you want bjs more often clean your ballsack

If you want bjs more often clean your ballsack Actual Advice Mallard
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if you can't think of a thesis, read the prompt a few times. the questions it asks should be mentioned in your thesis and later answered in the paper in a clear and developed way.

if you can't think of a thesis, read the prompt a few times. the questions it asks should be mentioned in your thesis and later answered in the paper in a clear and developed way. Actual Advice Mallard
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going to a party that's BYOB but you couldn't get alcohol beforehand look for the guy with the backpack, he has beer, and he's more then willing to sell you some.

going to a party that's BYOB but you couldn't get alcohol beforehand look for the guy with the backpack, he has beer, and he's more then willing to sell you some. Actual Advice Mallard
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Wait until mid-summer to sign with an apartment complex They are much more willing to reduce rent

Wait until mid-summer to sign with an apartment complex They are much more willing to reduce rent Actual Advice Mallard
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If you aren't answering your phone Don't post anything online

If you aren't answering your phone Don't post anything online Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't sell back the books related to your major You'll want to reference them again eventually.

Don't sell back the books related to your major You'll want to reference them again eventually. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't put a song you love as your morning alarm you will quickly hate it for waking you up in the mornings

Don't put a song you love as your morning alarm you will quickly hate it for waking you up in the mornings Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend asks for space Give it to her; It will make your relationship better.

If your girlfriend asks for space Give it to her; It will make your relationship better. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't be fuckin' retarded

Don't be fuckin' retarded Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to hook up with a friend before you move away try texting him a mix of cute and provocative pix everyday until he finally gives in and comes over. The more the better. It will remind him of what he could have, and we all know he wants it.

If you want to hook up with a friend before you move away try texting him a mix of cute and provocative pix everyday until he finally gives in and comes over. The more the better. It will remind him of what he could have, and we all know he wants it. Actual Advice Mallard
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