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if your computer freezes and your cursor still moves, you'll be ok if it doesn't move, you're fucked

if your computer freezes and your cursor still moves, you'll be ok  if it doesn't move, you're fucked  Actual Advice Mallard

Whenever you can, mention that you are ESL. People will feel bad about being a dick about your grammar.

Whenever you can, mention that you are ESL. People will feel bad about being a dick about your grammar.  Actual Advice Mallard

Under no certain terms do you donate to any newly founded chairity The red cross, an old well known charity, can accept them and use them to help the victims.

Under no certain terms do  you donate to any newly founded chairity The red cross, an old well known charity, can accept them and use them to help the victims.  Actual Advice Mallard

LOOKING TO GET EASY KARMA? CREATE A GIF OF THE TOP VIDEO FOR THE DAY

LOOKING TO GET EASY KARMA? CREATE A GIF OF THE TOP VIDEO FOR THE DAY  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to know what is actually happening in boston right now read a newspaper tomorrow

if you want to know what is actually happening in boston right now read a newspaper tomorrow  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't smoke and drive

 Don't smoke and drive  Actual Advice Mallard

if a cheese stick does not specifically say string on it it will not string

if a cheese stick does not specifically say string on it it will not string  Actual Advice Mallard

Having a hard time finding the perfect birthday present for your gf? Try lingerie shop giftcard

Having a hard time finding the perfect birthday present for your gf? Try lingerie shop giftcard  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont bomb a marathon

 Dont bomb a marathon  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're going to barrow a product of mine like shampoo or lotion first...ask..second..if you don't ask like you should of, don't steal it and play it off like nothing happened.

if you're going to barrow a product of mine like shampoo or lotion first...ask..second..if you don't ask like you should of, don't steal it and play it off like nothing happened.  Actual Advice Mallard
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